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Local sources confirm that the dominant goose at Reed Park has, after several months of relative tolerance, "had enough." The goose was observed Tuesday morning chasing a 6-year-old, a labrador retriever, and one fully grown man with a stroller. "He has the same energy as a guy at a dive bar at 1:45am," said witness Theo Beaumont. "He's not asking for trouble. He's offering it."